You’re likely a fan of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos because I presume you are a living, breathing, human being on Earth and all of us love Flamin’ Hot Cheetos soooo. Either way, in case those aren’t quite hot enough for you, Cheetos announced today that it is releasing another snack into its Flamin’ Hot line-up for a limited time and it’ll have your reaching for the water.
只要你是活的会呼吸的地球上的人类，你可能就超爱热辣芝士奇多脆条，因为我们所有人都超级超级喜欢热辣芝士奇多脆条。不管怎样，以防有人觉得脆条还不够辣，奇多今天宣布热辣系列要限时推出一款新品，一定让你辣到找水喝。
Cheetos just announced Flamin’ Hot Pepper Puffs which are the hottest Flamin’ Hot chips ever. They’re similar to the hot Cheetos you already love but they’re bright red and shaped like peppers so you know they’re the real deal…and by the real deal I mean REALLY spicy.
奇多刚刚宣布“热辣粟米条”是“热辣薯条”中最辣的，和你喜爱的辣“奇多”差不多，但它是鲜红色，形状像辣椒，你就知道它真的是名副其实了，我的意思是真的够辣。
Despite how hot these are, I know at least I am up the challenge and will enjoy them the way I do all hot Cheetos—with a splash of lime and by using chopsticks, as the universe intended. Other things I want to do? Put them on a sandwich, put them next to a sandwich, eat them after I eat a sandwich…I just really want a sandwich right now.
尽管很辣，但我觉得至少我想试试，而且和吃所有热辣奇多产品的方式一样，准备一点酸橙汁和一双筷子，全世界都这样吃。我还想做点什么？我会把它们放三明治上，放三明治旁边，吃完三明治，再吃粟米条。我现在就想来个三明治。
If you want to try these for yourself, you’re going to want to act fast. This new snack will only be available at Walmart and Circle K for a limited time starting this week, so that’s where I would go looking. These Cheetos come in seven ounce bags which are $3.99 and the 2.375 ounce bags, which are $1.80. Act quickly or otherwise you’re just stuck with the…great many other delicious Flamin’ Hot Chip options out there. It’ll be just fine.
如果你想亲自试试，下手要快。这款新品本周开始限时在沃尔玛和OK便利店出售，所以我要去那儿看看。七盎司包装的奇多粟米条售价3.99美元，2.375盎司包装的售价1.80美元。赶快行动吧，否则你就只能从很多其他美味的热辣薯条中挑选了，不过那也不错。
